But, it's what cats do!

Did you just buy a brand new SUV? Are you bothered by that pesky "new car smell?" Well, here's a quick way to eliminate all traces of that odor and replace it with a scent that is unique to your car (and save gas too!):

Step one: Wait for a hot day, then pull into the garage, but leave at least one car window open.
Step two: Go into the house and forget about car (and window).
Step three: Insert one cat, preferably male.
Step four: Allow the cat to roam throughout the car and spray urine on whatever surface he needs to claim as his very own.
Step five: Let car sit overnight

By morning that new car smell be gone forever. And you'll get the added bonus of never being asked to drive a group of people anywhere, ever again - which adds up to gas savings as long as you own the car!