Showing posts with label old freakin' age. Show all posts
Showing posts with label old freakin' age. Show all posts

Saturday, July 21, 2007

The fine print

It's finally happened. Isabella's diabetes has dealt me the lowest blow. A slap in the face, even. And I don't like it one bit.

It started innocently enough: A minor squint. A subtle shift to better light. Then I found myself struggling to see the minuscule drop of blood forming on Isabella's black ear. I turned the ear this way and that frantically searching for the telltale glint. The final blow was the syringe - those damned half-unit marks are so tiny. Surely no one could be expected to see them readily. (Never mind that six months ago I was able to.)

I knew I couldn't get help until I admitted I had a problem. So, I said it out loud: I need reading glasses.

Such ugly words.

Last Sunday I trekked to the drugstore display of magnifying readers. After much trying on of different brands, strengths, and frames I settled on these:


They're innocuous and the do the job. The first time I put them on, Isabella stared with wide eyes. "What's that lady up to?" The glasses have found a home snuggled inside the diabetes box. I use them only for blood-letting and syringe filling. OK, maybe I'll sneak them out when I have to use the phone book. But that's it. I'm not addicted.

If it wasn't for the damned diabetes, I wouldn't have reading glasses. And even though I know it was inevitable, even though I know I was able to go without for longer than most of my friends, even though I know it's not the cat's fault...

I'm blaming the cat anyway.